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How to Be ‘Happy’

Unsolicited Advice from a Self-proclaimed Pessimist

Photo by Ryan Stone on Unsplash

I picture this in a meme where it says ‘no one:’ and then ‘Me: Here’s some great advice on how I think you should live your life.’ This is more of a ‘What I’ve Learned Up Until this Point in my Life’ type of thing. I mean, shit…I haven’t even gotten out of bed yet, and it’s 5 am!




A Medium publication of poetry with an edge, gothic flair, or supernatural touch.

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Tom McLaughlin

Tom McLaughlin

Comedy, horror, and poetry writer. I can find humor in anything, but it usually horrifies people. NSFW books on Godless.com as Olaf Vulture.

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