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Bank Robber
Grandad.
After years in the laboratory
My Grandad devised a secret potion
One sip would make him invisible
At least that was his notion.
Buoyed up by his experiment
Grandad devised a devious plan
To rob blind those who couldn’t see him
To prove he was a man.
This time he dressed in mufti
A regular old bloke’s clobber
A suit, tie and long grey pants
He was about to become a robber.
He Then wandered into the bank
To attempt the Royal Flush
He wrote on a withdrawal slip
“Hand over all your cash” caused the teller to blush.
He walked up to the Teller lass
The best-looking Sheila at the Bank
And handed her the note he wrote
And she said, “Are you a crank?”
You’re the second one who’s tried that line
I know what’s under your coat
Though you look too old to have one of those
Anyway, show me, you old bloke.