DC Lunacy #4 — Joe Biden or Abe Simpson — Who said it?

Joe Biden has lately been displaying clear signs of dementia. Just like Abraham Simpson!

Can you guess who said what?

And for those who have trouble with the upside-down answers, just scroll down a bit…

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1. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier. — Joe Biden
2. Make sure you have the record player on at night… make sure the kids hear words. — Joe Biden
3. I’m in love! No, wait. It’s a stroke. — Abe Simpson
4. Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a smartass all the time? — Joe Biden
5. I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. — Abe Simpson
6. You cannot go to a ___ or a ___ unless you have a slight Indian accent. — Joe Biden
7. I promise you, the president has a big stick. — Joe Biden
8. Wait — your mom’s still alive. It was your dad (who) passed. God bless her soul. — Joe Biden
9. Why, I go in and out of comas all the… Zzzzz — Abe Simpson
10. Dear Mr. President. There are too many states nowadays. — Abe Simpson.