Soon, on EBAY

Ddong Today lays down its hard coinage to bet these (and knockoffs purporting to be legit) start popping up on EBAY and other choice auction sites with opening bids at $10. They look like black lacquered versions of Cooperstown souvenir bats. A “baby’s first Christmas” bat will bleed you $40, but the Pennsylvania school district got generic “active shooter” situational crime stoppers for a mere $3. This is clearly a case of:

  1. collect underpants
  2. ???
  3. profit

Originally published at Ddong Today.

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