Typical amount of matzo I eat in an hour

Matzo, year-round

Gang, when I’m in the mood for a snack, there are few things as good as matzo. It’s a giant cracker, and you can put whatever you want on it. That’s a great idea. Butter? Hell yeah. Cream cheese? Hell yeah. Want to add some salt to that cream cheese? Buddy, I’m not gonna stop you.

Matzo is like eating nothing. That’s why it’s good. I could eat it forever and never feel any fuller. I’ve been known to crush a box of the stuff on the reg.

The burnt edges? The extra burnt corners? You couldn’t keep me away.

“Brian, matzo is only good during Pesach, the Jewish holiday.” Umm, no!??!!? Matzo is good all the time. There’s never a bad time to eat matzo. Break a sheet up and put it in a little plastic baggie and take it with you wherever you may go. I’m not gonna judge.

You can keep your fancy snacks with “flavor.” Lemme break off a piece of that ‘tzo.

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