#447 — DEAD OR ALIVE

Deluded Custodians June Challenge

A medium-well-thought-out plan from the Mediums Lizzie Lizard Brain and H. Mikel Feilen

Ann James
Dead or Alive
Published in
3 min readJun 5, 2024

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This cute little ringtail got caught on the “lizard” unsplash page. Photo by Zdeněk Macháček on Unsplash

In squawking with reptilian, purple-maned Lizzie Lizard Brain in the responses to May’s Deluded Custodian challenge, she brought up a cool writing prompt we’ve decided to use for the June Challenge.

Liz: Well done, Ann! Congratulations to Robert and all the Big Deluded Thinkers! Together, I’m sure we can make great strides toward…. Yonkers?

Ann, were you going to catch a ride on the wings of a dream dove? Congrats on breaking five figures, but I’m not sure that could get me out of my cage.

I think I’ll start a GoFundMe ransom page. 😁

Ann: GFM is a super idea! ziggy and lucy will keep their paws crossed for your success.

Liz: Hey — that could be a fun prompt. “Write your best fake GFM plea.”

Ann: we could do it on d.c. — i’ll lose, i don’t use fb anymore, not since the whistle blower, and even then it was, you like my vacay pics, i like yours. medium is a lot more fun.

Knowing very little about GoFundMe, I wikied it

. . . founded in San Diego, California, May 2010 by Brad…

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Ann James
Dead or Alive

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.