#415 — DEAD OR ALIVE

Deluded Custodians May Challenge

May Is for Music : Parodies : Memoirs : Roll the Dice

Ann James
Dead or Alive
Published in
2 min readMay 3, 2024

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Unsplashing “Van Morrison” Photo by Toni Cappuccio on Unsplash

🎶A long, long time ago🎵, when I first came to Medium.coma from Scribophile, I followed “Song Done Wrong” led by Mark Starlin.

Señorita, Quesadilla, Domino, Sloppy Joe by Mark Starlin

I Love Trader Joe’s, an ear worm from Cindy Shore Smith.

A pattern’s developing here. All these parodies are food related. 😋

So, of course, we’ll top it off with “Impossibly High” by Lon Shapiro and Mike Range.

So, why lie, I’m impossibly high
Food from china, hit the diner, then I ate a whole pie
And burgers and burritos and a bucket of fries

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Ann James
Dead or Alive

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.