#425 — Dead or Alive | Deluded Custodians May Challenge

Mall Strippin’

A Parody of “Road Trippin’” by RHCP

Ann James
Dead or Alive
Published in
2 min readMay 13, 2024

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Which hat did Lucy pick for Smillew?

Mall strippin’ with my three friends in disguise

Fairly bloated, we got Carl’s and Big 5's

It’s time to close these stores, it’s time to stay away

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Ann James
Dead or Alive

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.