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Why I am a Huge Fan of Self-Assessment Testing

I always come up smelling of roses

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5 min readMar 20

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I have always “aced” self-assessment tests. In fact, I have never met anybody who has failed a self-assessment test. Except once.

I test myself for a lump on my scrotum and then realise it’s not a lump, it’s just an erection. My wife tries to…

Uvebruce

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Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.

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