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Is Matt Gaetz Insane?

And stupid, narcissistic, dangerous, and amusing

John Dean
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4 min readMay 28, 2021

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Photo of Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Green from Twitter

Congressman Matt Gaetz is back in the news. This time it is not only the sex-trafficking charges against him but also in connection with the botched purchase of a yacht and his announced takeover of the Republican party. Gaetz may be deeply troubled, but he does have energy.

Let’s skip the sex-trafficking news details. Investigation of his alleged crimes continues, now with the help of former associate Joel Greenberg and an ex-girlfriend.

It is okay to wish the prosecutors well. If Gaetz did half of what he is accused of, he should be incarcerated for a long time.

An interesting time to buy a 41' Beneteau sailboat

One would think that someone facing prosecution for sex trafficking would not have the time or money to buy a yacht. Matt is not your ordinary t narcissist, however. With his fiancee, Ginger Luckey, he decided to buy a yacht named Ol’ Pappy. The purchase did not go well.

Photo of Ol’ Pappy from InterMarineBoats

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