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JD Vance Will Lead Trump Effort to De-Woke the National Zoo
The VP knows where to start
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President Trump will not sleep until the plague of DEI and wokism is eradicated from every institution in America. To that end, on March 27, the President issued an Executive Order that includes cleaning up the Smithsonian Institution, also known as “America’s Attic.” The Smithsonian consists of the Air and Space Museum, the Museum of Natural History, the National Museum of American History, and many more. It also includes the National Zoo in Washington, D.C.
President Donald Trump has concluded that the Smithsonian is an institution that has fallen into the hands of lunatics and, under Joe Biden, wants to convince Americans to hate themselves. The President’s March 27 Executive Order aims to rescue the Smithsonian.
“Every lie the lunatics have been telling that has been repeated at the Smithsonian will be replaced,” said Trump, not saying what the “lies” will be replaced with. The goal is to “reassure Americans that we…
