Trump, The Presidency

Make America Smell Great?

Trump offers us fragrances just in time for the holidays.

I visited the President-Elect’s social media site this morning to see what position Hershel Walker may have been nominated for. I had no luck—there were no new nominations on the site—but I did find something interesting: Trump perfumes and colognes.

The fragrances are called “Fight, Fight, Fight.” If I were exchanging gifts with my ex-wife, I’d send her a bottle.

The name chosen for the scents is creative. Coco Chanel might be turning in her grave with envy. She never sold a perfume with such a clever name.

The Scent of Trump.

Former Congressman Adam Kinzinger has said that Trump stinks. When Jimmy Kimmel asked him what Trump smelled like, Kinzinger answered:

So, if you take, like, armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt, it’s probably like that, all mixed up.

Kinzinger later added:

You definitely wouldn’t want to bottle it up and wear Trump cologne.