Satire, Politics

Trump Suspending His 2024 Presidential Campaign

The announcement comes after the ex-president reads the Bible

John Dean
Published in
3 min readApr 1, 2024

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White House photo (cropped) of Trump praying in 2019, public domain, via Wikimedia.

A Bible can be a dangerous thing to have in a home. This controversial wisdom was proven valid, at least in the case of indicted ex-presidents seeking to return to power, when news leaked on Friday that Donald Trump was…

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