Time to get out of bed
Gonna grab me a black coffee, throw a shot or two of Jameson’s single malt in it and get to writing.
Hey, Jameson’s, can I have a sponsorship deal? No cash, just whiskey would work for me.
No matter, I’ll survive without a sponsorship deal if all of you read my stories. Yeah, I’m talking to you, the goofy one with the glazed eyes and the stubble. Oh, wait…