You’ve been dating Kelly from Sephora for a quite sometime. She’s getting comfortable with you enough that she’s down for a Korean food takeout dinner at your place for a change. The phone hangs up and you’re frozen for a couple minutes. You snap out of your deep fantasies for a second, and you stare at the clock and realize there’s 5 hours left before everything closes up for the day. You do the next logical step and call your barber. Your palms are sweaty and you’re feeling nauseous. However, your heart races even more when he picks up, and you tell him you’ll be there in an hour. Upon arrival you go up next to him and tell him Kelly’s coming over for the first time. Your barber wastes no time and he preps the transformation ritual. The clippers start buzzing and he looks you in your eye and whispers “say no more Tim”. A good 40 minutes later you stand up from the chair and everyone in the shop stares at you. The ritual is over, you’ve transformed from your regular self into your a new alter ego we’re gonna call “Papi Shampoo.” You look at your watch and you’re now down to 3 hours until the world shuts down for the afternoon. You waste no time and you do the only logical step after this. You run to Madison Avenue to shop for new clothes. Without realizing it you’ve made a critical mistake. You forgot the one thing that’s going to make that critical jump from talking about college to her talking about when’s the next time she could do this again. You’ve forgotten the love potion we all know as cologne. It’s not too late because you’ve saved this chart for the right moment. You don’t have to guess which colognes will get you laid, you know exactly which colognes will get you laid.
I MADE THIS CHART SO YOU CAN WIN.
What females have to say about these fragrances on me.
- Acqua Di Gio by Giorgio Armani
2. Allure Homme Sport by Chanel
“The tears of Ryan Gosling”
3. Aventus By Creed
“You smell like a manly snack”
4. Blue de Chanel by Chanel
“It kinda makes me shiver knowing how good this smells right now”
5. Bvlgari Man By Bvlgari
“This smells like a European bachelor”
6. Dior Homme Intense by Christian Dior
“They make these colognes smell so seductive it’s scary”
7. Fahrenheit By Christian Dior
“This smells like the rolex of cologne”
8. Fierce By Abercrombie & Fitch
“It has a citrus sexy aroma to it”
9.Green Irish Tweed by Creed
“I’ve never smelled this one before, but it has a woodland smell to it”
10. L’Homme by Yves Saint Laurent
“This one is irresistible, you’re gonna end up winning”
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