Unicorns: We Got Their Name Wrong

I see no corn on that majestic creature’s head.

This is the thing. I LOVE a good unicorn. I was a typical little girl with posters of unicorns doing awesome stuff all over my walls. I love these glorious, mythical beauties.

✨However✨

I had a revelation after I got an iPhone and discovered the world of emojis. Upon one fateful texting volley, I had a peculiar epiphany. Look at the below sequence of emojis, which are the same as the emojis I was looking at when I had my great awakening to the…