Deprussoix

A touch of depresh, a serving of -ussy, and a lil luxurious -oix. Burnt out yet fancy, like a gas station aperol spritz.

What Is Deprussoix?

Deprussoix is about balance.

Ellie Guzman
Deprussoix
Published in
Aug 6, 2024

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Photo by Jesse Schoff on Unsplash

It’s doomscrolling by a pool. It’s going to a Pilates class then saying “Ugh, I’m swamped with the discourse.” It’s splurging on fancy face serum then going to bed at 3am.​

Deprussoix is straddling the line between popping that lil deprussy with an air of luxury, the -oix of it all, and becoming enmeshed in your petri dish of a couch.

Deprussoix is what’s wrong with moi.

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Deprussoix
Deprussoix

Published in Deprussoix

A touch of depresh, a serving of -ussy, and a lil luxurious -oix. Burnt out yet fancy, like a gas station aperol spritz.

Ellie Guzman
Ellie Guzman

Written by Ellie Guzman

TV writer trying to have it all. Former healthcare worker turned comedy goblin. My book “Rags to Rags“ is available here: https://amzn.to/369O9ac

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