Apology Bot
Published in
Jan 25, 2023
Don’t worry. Be sorry.
It was late when I returned to the janky time machine. There was a card and a USB stick placed under the windshield wiper. Looks like someone is promoting their new AI software plugin. This thing keeps track of everything you say on social media, then pays attention for any controversy that might erupt from it, and immediately apologizes to any offended party for anything that you might have said.
