If Brienne and Jaime Were On Tinder…

Just Call Me Betty
Digital Dating for Dummies
1 min readMay 7, 2019

Ladies of the Seven Kingdoms, do NOT swipe right on this emotionally unavailable douchebag!

My girl Brienne just straight-up got her heart broken. She was crushing after this dude HARD for years. She doesn’t have much relationship experience and finally let herself be vulnerable only to be crushed by some playboy hung up on his ex.

I mean, this girl is SMOKING hot!!

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So please, do yourself a favour, ladies of Tinder. If you see this emotionally unavailable playboy, SWIPE LEFT.

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I thought things were looking up for these two, but then he basically had his way with her and then took off in the middle of the goddamn night.

Not a good man. Totally fucking his sister too, BTW.

Oh, and he has one hand…so you know, probably not that great at multitasking in bed ;-)

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