An Admonitory Letter

(from the president of the USA
to the prime minister of Israel)

Hey Benji
Don’t kill so many civilians
It’s giving me a bad name
And here are the bombs
Not to kill them with

Hey Benji
Tell your snipers
Not to kill
People waving white rags
And here are the bullets
Not to kill them with

Hey Benji
Tell your team
Not to burn
Members of the other team
And here is the White Phosphorus
Not to burn them with

Hey Benji
Don’t starve innocent children
P.S: We’ve been dropping
Food on their heads
So that they don’t starve

Love from Joe