I Swear on This Bible, Fried Chicken is an Aphrodisiac!

My testimony from the small claims court

Photo by Aleks Dorohovich on Unsplash

Look, I could tell you that it was the way the moon shone in through those large bay windows. Or how his blue eyes glinted in the shimmer of the overhead track lighting. I could tell you that the rumble of the deep fryer really turned me on. But that would be a lie. And I’m not going to lie to you…

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