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10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Pregnant Wife

Read carefully, funny dads-to-be

  1. So if I understand you correctly, you are saying that despite the frequent and aggressive kicking there is zero chance there is a half-human, half-horse in there.
  2. Sometimes when you are napping, I look at your belly, take some Lego people and, after a brief period of training, they are…



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Tommy Paley

I write creative non-fiction, humorous and random short stories, unique and tasty recipes and fiction involving odd and funny relationships. I also love cheese.