Marketing Magic
100% Email Open Rates — Guaranteed!
You can’t spell Marketing without Mark
Expert branding professionals like Kristina God or Smillew Rahcuef will tell you that only 21.5% of marketing emails get opened. What if I told you I developed a fool-resistant method to guarantee 100% of your emails are seen by customers?
Here’s the trick
Step 1: Write the first line of the email’s body text.
Step 2: Cut a third of the sentence off at the most awkward place possible.
Step 3: Paste the text into the subject header.
The process is so simple it makes an Easy Bake Oven look like Quantum Physics. How do we expertly communicate this Steven Hawking-like wisdom nugget with our marketing content? Try these ten email templates below:
Example 1:
Subject: I have Hepatitis
Immunization appointment for next Tuesday. Mom, are you as excited about the all-inclusive vacation to sunny Honduras as I am? I can’t believe how inexpensive my travel vaccines were at Dr. Shem’s World Travel Med Clinic R Us. ¹
Example 2:
Subject: I hope you die —
