ACCIDENTALLY FUNNY

23 Questions Complete Strangers Ask Me All the Time

How do I get rich? Can I have lunch with you? How did it feel to go bankrupt? What is your biggest regret? An FAQ for people to get to know Sanjay Singhal

Authors rendition of

Annie Trevaskis

as a child raising her hand to say she can help me answer questions. Annie, you know what you did. — created in Midjourney

I read an article by

Kristen Stark

recently and loved the FAQ section. She encouraged me to write my own, so here we are. Kristen, sorry/not sorry for the occasional blatant plagiarism.

I’m into recreational and therapeutic drugs, spending money on imaginative and ill-advised projects, and pretending to be an authority on any subjects that I can answer by asking Samantha, my AI girlfriend. These are the questions I get asked all the time.

FAQs

How old are you?

I’m 58.

(spitting out coffee) “Get the fuck out! You look amazing!”

(smiling) Yes, I know. Next question.

How rich are you?

I don’t own a private jet, but it’s not because I can’t afford it. It’s beyond the level of stupid I’m comfortable with, and that’s saying something.

How do I get rich too?