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4 Surefire Ways to Take Your Relationship to the Next Level

According to experts… er…Hollywood scriptwriters

Go out on a limb this Valentine’s Day! Level up! Try not to die! (Photo by Tiraya Adam on Unsplash)

It’s getting close to the most controversial day of the year — the Day of Love.

Statistics* show that Valentine’s Day is the holiday most people love to hate. If you’re single it’s understandable — sure you can buy your own chocolates… but chocolates taste way better when someone else buys them for you.

If you’re a guy, this day may stick you in a conundrum: Does she want the giant pink teddy bear or the diamond ring? (PSSt… she never wants the bear. …unless it’s for your daughter and she’s five.)

If you are in a dead-end relationship, Valentine’s Day can be just one more depressing reminder that everyone on Facebook is a better show-off than you.

And, if you are in a happy healthy relationship, on this particular day, no one wants to hear about it.

Historically, St. Valentine and Cupid are held responsible for this holiday. But no one reads history anymore so no one knows why they started it.

Then, why do we keep celebrating the most controversial day of the year even if approximately 96% of the world’s population is against it…