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A Drunk Republican and A Mormon Knocked On My Door

The June edition of Christopher’s Twelve

Photo by Martin Kníže on Unsplash

A drunk republican rotting in the position of fetus
A maniacal Mormon next, telling me how hot his Jesus
I hunts down and owner his ass
He crashes, muttering ecclesiasts
They gives up, asking “Sir, is that how you greet us?”

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Will Hull

Will Hull

Yankee, Aussie and freelance (and whatever-inspires-me) writer. Happier. Editor at Counter Arts, Rainbow Salad and Songstories. https://ko-fi.com/willhull