Doctor Funny
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Doctor Funny


A Halloween Head-Scratcher: Do Zombies Eat Tootsie Rolls?

You’d better find out before you open the front door

What’s underneath that knock-out costume? Image by Enrique from Pixabay

The trick-or-treater seemed a tad old, thought Lois as she opened the front door. But his costume was to die for.

“Wow! You look amazing! The shoulder gash is so realistic with that bone sticking out…



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K. B. Cottrill

Constantly losing the main plot while finding quirkier ones to write about for print, stage, and screen.