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POLITICAL SATIRE — FROM THE BACKSIDE
A TikTok Tale Yet to Be Told
And Donald Trump Jr. is looking forward to telling it for years to come
A William Southold CNS (Central News Service) exclusive:
Perhaps no one is more excited to have TikTok up and running again — free of any concerns of clandestine Chinese influence — as President Trump’s eldest son, Don Jr. He has big plans for how his father can use it during his second term — and possibly beyond.
So when the Associated Press reported earlier this week that a company called Perplexity AI has come up with a new proposal that would allow the US government to own up to 50% of a new entity that merges Perplexity with TikTok’s US business, he was excited.
Then it was announced that Microsoft is in talks to acquire TikTok, and that sealed the deal. Don Jr. has immediately set his plans in motion.
Just as soon as TikTok is officially declared 100% USA Government Approved, Don Jr. plans to have his father jump back on the site in a way that will ensure him a path to a new zenith in overall popularity.
And this will include his dancing career as well — complete with a new dance move that decidedly delivers a new message.
