AUSTRALIAN HUMOR | AMERICAN STUPIDITY

Actual Australian Expression or Something I Just Made up While Drinking?

Aussie or not, here I come

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1. We’re not here to fuck spiders.
2. Dry as a dead dingo’s donger.
3. I’m so slogged I could sack it on a dirty rock.
4. You couldn’t organize a piss-up in a brewery.
5. Worse than a yobbo trying to root a minke.
6. More pointless than a bubble in a globe.
7. I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.
8. Might as well just wank with a stonefish.
9. As ugly as a hat full of arseholes.
10. Hornier than a wallaby in heat without a boomer in sight.
11. Stick your head up a dead bear’s bum.
12. Smaller than a runt wombat’s dinkie.
13. I could bite the crotch out of a low flying duck.
14. Quit tugging my bogan.
15. Wet as a slooping Daintree morn.
16. More toey than a Roman sandal.
17. A face like a butcher’s dog chewing a wasp.
18. I’m so parched I could drink a bucket of piss.
19. Ready to hit the frog and toad?
20. Don’t slap my banger if you’re not ripe to hunt.
21. No one takes a holiday in a nun’s bum.
22. A piss without a plop is just a wank without a mop.
23. Don’t come the raw prawn with me.
24. Let’s not yank the bully ringers.
25. Might as well stick a skinned lemon up my arse.

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Actual Aussie expressions: 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 11, 13, 16, 17, 19, 23