A DOCTOR FUNNY MONTHLY PROMPT

Ah, Rebirth

It’s not just for spring

Look at that baby coming out of that birthday cake. That is beautiful, ain’t it? http://static.thefrisky.com/

Rebirth is generally associated with spring, but that is fall-ist. So this month on Doctor Funny, we’re gonna get out of that vagina of summertime’s cocoon, and bring you the blood-covered goodness that even an episiotomy can’t fix.

For those unicorns who had to look that up, I’m talking to you Adam Robinson, here is a definition. TW — put down that jammy toast.

episiotomy: (noun) a surgical cut made at the opening of the vagina during childbirth, to aid a difficult delivery and prevent rupture of tissues and any erections for the following six weeks

Yeah. That happens, LOTS. Her vagina that fits only what you give it, becomes a gape-ing cavern large enough to clown car a litter of puppies.

But we were talking rebirth. Born again. The reawakening after naptime. The rejuvenation of spending your morning running from your…