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HUMOR FOR FOOTBALL FANS
Annoying Kansas City Man to Be Dispatched to Whichever City KC Plays in the Super Bowl
“They won’t know what hit them,” his brothers believe
Super Bowl 59 is on the horizon, scheduled for Sunday February 9, and currently the oddsmakers are predicting a Kansas City — Detroit matchup for Caesars Superdome in New Orleans.
A pair of KC brothers — both rabid fans of their team — have a plan to maximize KC’s impact on their foe’s fans, should they make it to the big game.
Regardless of who KC’s opponent might be, two Kendrick brothers of Kansas City, along with their father, plan to be at the game in solidarity for their team. Charles Kendrick, the middle brother between Robert and Francis, will not.
He will be sent to whichever city they are playing, and ordered not to return until the game is over.
“We don’t want you anywhere near us,” Robert told his brother Charlie. Whenever the Chiefs are playing, you don’t pay any attention — you never look up from your damn phone — humming and playing your little games all the while. You have no idea who we’re playing, you don’t care who wins —
and you couldn’t care less if Taylor Swift is there in…
