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Banners & Announcements Businesses Display When Experiencing Glitches
If I’d behaved this way as an ER Doc there’d be dead bodies littering the hallways
A not-so-happy banner 👇
If your non-Medium avocation would display a banner or make an announcement while glitching like a big dog, please put it in the comments. I’d particularly like to hear from nuclear physicists, bridge builders, skyscraper architects, and organized crime hitmen and women.
Thanks
🌟 From the grocery store when their shelves are bare
We are experiencing supply chain issues. Until food arrives please consider brewing a nutritious tea by steeping your undergarments in boiling water. Crotch sweat is known to be a valuable source of vitamin and minerals and contains 11 herbs and spices. Yum.