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Banners & Announcements Businesses Display When Experiencing Glitches

If I’d behaved this way as an ER Doc there’d be dead bodies littering the hallways

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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3 min readJan 12, 2025

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A happy banner ☝️ 😃 Photo by Jonny Gios on Unsplash

A not-so-happy banner 👇

Never mind the construction errors in this banner flown by a communications-based company.

If your non-Medium avocation would display a banner or make an announcement while glitching like a big dog, please put it in the comments. I’d particularly like to hear from nuclear physicists, bridge builders, skyscraper architects, and organized crime hitmen and women.

Thanks

🌟 From the grocery store when their shelves are bare

We are experiencing supply chain issues. Until food arrives please consider brewing a nutritious tea by steeping your undergarments in boiling water. Crotch sweat is known to be a valuable source of vitamin and minerals and contains 11 herbs and spices. Yum.

🌟 When the two ‘John Smiths’ waiting for emergency medical care get mixed up

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | Party Pooper - Mostly on Trump's party

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