Halloween was made for Dark Brandon

Biden Campaign Conundrum — Should Dark Brandon Show Up For Halloween?

Biden said to be not entirely on board

Speaking Fiction To Power
Doctor Funny
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2 min readOct 26, 2023

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Is that Dark Brandon behind that mask? Alteration of https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?search=Biden+behind+a+desk&title=Special:MediaSearch&go=Go&type=image

Word has it that the Biden campaign is in a bit of a quandary over how to handle Halloween this year. Last year President Biden and first lady Jill Biden distributed Halloween candy to visiting children at the South Portico of the White House. They were joined by their family members such as daughter Naomi as they met the kids, handed out candy, waved and offered words of encouragement.

Biden, who was in Europe for Halloween his first year in office, was particularly pleased with a tot dressed up as a potato-chip bag and posed for a picture with a young child dressed as Buzz Lightyear. This had become the typical way of presidents celebrating the holiday in recent years.

But some now in the Biden camp are pushing for a completely different approach. They want Biden to hand over this upcoming holiday to his alter ego — Dark Brandon — featuring beaming red laser eyes — to deliver a more challenging message.

They want Biden to put on a Trump mask, sit in the Oval Office, and have pictures of him taken to be posted on his campaign…

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Speaking Fiction To Power
Doctor Funny

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