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MORNING ROUTINE

Breakfast Cereals For Old Farts

A few new options

Your wood no longer raises. Your nipples do — even if you can’t find them amongst your knee folds. And your diabetic cankles? Better not discuss those.

Here at McGolden & McOldies™ we know YOU. We understand the reality of the mid-life suffering 29+ crowd. We cater to you, Beautiful Boomers.

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Jennifer McDougall

Attempting Serious and Satire... Sometimes successful. Editor, Doctor Funny.