A RESPONSE TO DOCTOR FUNNY’S 12-WORD STORY CHALLENGE, JUNE 2025

Burt the Villa-Livin’ Killa Chinchilla Narrates a Bit of His Life Story

Weirdly, he speaks in limericks

Burt “The Villa-Livin’ Killa Chinchilla” out on his villa’s front lawn but still keeping his presence on the DL. Copilot

John Corten

was my muse for this one. Blame him.

Here’s why 👇 (Spoiler Alert: His “Grumpy” story is not suitable for anyone!)

Grumpy, The Serial Killer Chinchilla

There now lives a killa* chinchilla
He’s illa**, and free in his villa
He is no slouch
He spouts from his couch
“Oh evidence?, Not a scintilla”

“I’m no stranger to crime, it is true”
“I’m grumpy and frightening, yahoo!”
“But killa^ I’m not”
“In jail I won’t rot”
“The system is broken, so screw!”

“I’m wed to my Miss Misbegotten”
“She likes me, she’s like Johnny Rotten”
“She farts in the breeze”
“Goes down on her knees”
“And prays that I’ll never get…