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ChatGOP

Generating the best lines minus the intelligence, artificial or otherwise

Good thought but probably too late to do any good. Photo by Jose M on Unsplash

ChatGPT’s failure

ChatGPT can’t do this stuff. I tried and it refused to issue anything this dumb.

ChatGOP’s success

ChatGOP however is another matter entirely. This tool for fools is capable of endless stupid remarks, so many if fact that it’s hard to winnow them down to the “best.”

But before we launch into some of the very greatest ChatGOP-generated lines, let’s hear from the man himself, Agent Orange, the Failed Yam Casserole, Mango Mussolini, and Mein Coif author, the one, the only, the man who has all the best words, DJ ‘Rump.

Let this play as soft background music as you enjoy some of the best ChatGOP-generated lines from Republiqans of every stripe.

1️⃣ When MTG typed “global warming insights” into ChatGOP