IRRELEVANCE

Childless Cat Ladies Get Clawed. Will Vance Now Fry “Ladies Who Lunch”?

What about “Dykes on Bikes”? Will he jam a stick in their spokes?

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Doctor Funny
Published in
4 min readAug 4, 2024

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Probably childless, and possibly crazy, cat lady and her crazy, possibly childless, claustrophobic cat. Photo by Raoul Droog on Unsplash

Unless you feast on a steady MAGA pie diet, you’ve noticed that the GOP so-called frontrunners have been even more goppish than usual.

‘Rump — only the third man in history to become more famous after an ear mangling than he was before the mayhem — can always be counted on for the outrageously offensive. Recently though, he’s taken on some excess baggage in the form of the planet’s most repulsive life form, a writer. And that writer is none other than notorious hillbilly, venture capitalist, GOP pol, and MAGA fanatic, JD Vance.

Vance is now dancing cheek-to-cheek with the man he once called “America’s Hitler” and is out to unite the country … against — the always dangerous — childless cat ladies.

In case you missed it — perhaps while you were gasping over The Angry Carrot’s remarks about Kamala Harris — Vance doesn’t cotton to crazy spinsters with felines but without loin fruit.

Quoting the irrelevance:

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Doctor Funny

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | disgraced former parking lot attendant