IRRELEVANCE
Childless Cat Ladies Get Clawed. Will Vance Now Fry “Ladies Who Lunch”?
What about “Dykes on Bikes”? Will he jam a stick in their spokes?
Unless you feast on a steady MAGA pie diet, you’ve noticed that the GOP so-called frontrunners have been even more goppish than usual.
‘Rump — only the third man in history to become more famous after an ear mangling than he was before the mayhem — can always be counted on for the outrageously offensive. Recently though, he’s taken on some excess baggage in the form of the planet’s most repulsive life form, a writer. And that writer is none other than notorious hillbilly, venture capitalist, GOP pol, and MAGA fanatic, JD Vance.
Vance is now dancing cheek-to-cheek with the man he once called “America’s Hitler” and is out to unite the country … against — the always dangerous — childless cat ladies.
In case you missed it — perhaps while you were gasping over The Angry Carrot’s remarks about Kamala Harris — Vance doesn’t cotton to crazy spinsters with felines but without loin fruit.
Quoting the irrelevance: