PROMPT RESPONSE

Cock-a-Doodle Don’t!

“I like my chickens to be virgins” by Farmer in the Dell

Image by JHenning on Pixabay

“I like eating eggs — a lot
sunny side, or snug in shell,
Omeletted, or poached in pot,”
sings, Farmer in the Dell.

“There’ll be no rooster mating dance
around my clucky hens.
No randy rooster chicken prance
to sort the boys from men(s)!”

“Coz when a rooster lets it loose
It hangs around for days,
Cock-a-sperma-doodle juice,
In all that Henny lays!”

“When sun comes up to rooster’s crow
I tumble from my bed —
Don’t want a clump of feather-down
Inside my breakfast egg!”

Thanks to Michael Burg, MD (AKA Medium Michael Burg) for this crazy prompt:

How Do You Like Your Chicken?

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