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Spoiler Alert — politically incorrect and totally insensitive. But all meant to be in Jism. Super Spoiler alert — Don’t read if you haven’t watched “Saltburn”, the movie.

Cum-Uppance. As a Man, Shouldn’t I Also Taste My Own Cum?

Uvebruce
6 min readMay 11, 2025

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Alright, no need to overachieve. Photo by henri meilhac on Unsplash

Aubergines incumming….

Have you? That is primarily directed at heterosexual (H-men) men.

I’ve yet to meet an unattached man who will turn down a blowjob from any person with a pulse, and yet so few H-men want to taste themselves.

Or the seed of another.

Once involved with a partner, things get complicated. But the urge is still hard-wired. We are pretty happy to dispense our offering to all and sundry on a whim. Well, maybe not on a whim, but you get my jism.

No man says, “Oh, please save that, it’s precious.” Instead he says, “Fear not, there is plenty more where that cums from. Help yourself.”

But is there? How does he know this?

Sperm is life’s elixir, without it, we are just fucking around. Uvebruce 2025 and for Eternity

Women are not as intelligent as men, so they have a time of the month to remind them that an egg is coming or leaving. They need that…

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We don’t take ourselves too seriously, neither should you.

Uvebruce
Uvebruce

Written by Uvebruce

Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.

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