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David Perlmutter Is the Top Highlighter on Medium

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Young David, preparing to highlight his Highlights Magazine. Photo by R. Fera from Pexels. Edited on Canva.

Have you ever gone to highlight a funny or moving line in a story on Medium, only to find you’d been beaten? Was the person who beat you David Perlmutter?

I am betting it was.

I recently wrote “I Am a Top Highlighter on Medium” as a joke. Even while writing it, I thought to myself, “David is the…




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Kristen Stark

Kristen Stark

Writing nonsense and calling it humor. Recipient of 0 awards, but a fellow writer called me a “delightful tumor” once.

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