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Diminishing Returns on the “Greatness” of Grandpa’s Advice

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Owls are considered wise — the grandfathers of the animal kingdom. So, you could almost view grandfathers as the owls of the human kingdom. My grandpa was certainly an owl. It’s a designation he’d earned — and not just because he’d vomit up pellets of undigested fur and bones.

He’d also hand them out to…




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Gunner Barrett

Gunner Barrett

Groovy Writer of Supple Words, LaserDisc Apologist, Grand Intellectual, Seer of Greasy Auras; Bots Welcome. Stories vaguely organized in my lists.

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