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POLITICAL SATIRE — WITH NO MONKEY BUSINESS

Disclosed: Trump’s Unofficial New European Nickname

From Central News Service’s first scoop of the year

Speaking Fiction To Power
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3 min readJan 2, 2025

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Trump — at it again. Photo Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons

A William Southold CNS (Central News Service) exclusive

Another day, and another headline about President Elect Trump and his legally certified debauchery.

This one was concerning the federal appeals court this week upholding a $5-million verdict that E. Jean Carroll won against Trump when a jury found the U.S. President-elect liable for sexually abusing and later defaming the former magazine columnist.

Of course, news like this is received and processed in any number of ways — from yawns to outrage — not only in this country but also around the world.

Among the leaders of Europe, it has resulted in at least one new approach — according to a CNS source who insisted on remaining anonymous.

Trump will be tagged with a new European “surnom,” as they say in France — a quite unofficial new nickname.

According to our source who overheard a conversation between Angela Merkel of Germany and French President Emmanuel Macron, this is what transpired:

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