Arnold Humour

Doctor Arnie — Please Write For Us!

I vill get you a motorcycle!

When you’re carrying an imaginary bow and arrow — Photo: Men’s Health

Here at Doctor Funny, we love celebrities. This is because they’re more important than regular people like you. It’s just science.

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬 and I were busy at DF HQ this week falsifying medical records so that everyone’s blood type was “red” when suddenly Oscar Rhea came in announcing he had a best bud — Arnold Schwarzenegger who loved to flex his writing muscles.

It’s Me: Arnold

Michael Burger then stole his idea so we could entice Sir Arnie to write for us.

What Can We — The Writers of Doctor Funny — Offer Arnold Schwarzenegger to Entice Him to Write for…

But why should a major celebrity waste his time with Doctor Funny?

Oh Mr. Last Name I struggle to spell, let’s find out shall we?!

Why Doctor?