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September 28 Newsletter
Breaking news, Interns!
Aren’t you dying to know what it is? A little suspense adds to your curiosity, right? Right.
Well, here’s the breaking news the world can’t do without.
We are only a few days away from… Macabre Month.
Yes, we want you to scare the shit out of us.
Literally. Figuratively. Whatever.
It will take an enormous amount to terrify us. We’ve just returned from war, after all. Luckily our gorgeous mugs — including my raspberry-covered thumb face — remain unscathed. No bullets to any cheeks. No shrapnel had to be removed.
We remain the M*A*S*H of the Medium world. Only more popular. Better looking. And much, much better at surgically removing mislaid commas.
Say hello to the new recruits
Hand them a scalpel and welcome them into the ER. It’s almost October so feel free to practice your cutting skills on a gourd first.
Gregg Siegel | Mark Suroviec, M. Ed. | Kathleen Murphy | Tom Navratil | Kristen Tsetsi
Burg’s Pick
He’s a bit busy…um, well, he’s just busy. Saving the world and shit. He’ll read your gems later.
Kristine’s Pick
Bear with new intern Mark Suroviec, M. Ed.
Panic About a Stock Market Collapse?
Top Secret strategies that make everyone rich but you.
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Gunner’s Pick
Life, eh? Gregg Siegel
Jen’s Pick
Christopher Robin is leaving his wife?!?
Our eerie editors
And what do we editors do when we aren’t at war, or in the operating theatre? For the answer to that, check us out.
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬 Gunner Barrett 😬 Jennifer McDougall 😬 Kristine Laco
So I realize I’m a little verklempt. Not too many wordy words for now. That, in itself, is a little scary. Maybe I’ll use that for October’s horror-filled challenge. Horror. Not whore.
Although they can be scary, too, right?
Get busy, folks. Scare the shit out of us. We can’t wait!
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