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Doctor Funny Writers— The Cure for the Common Cold … and More

Laughter IS the best medicine, except maybe when your butt acne flares up

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Doctor Funny
Published in
4 min readNov 29, 2022

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Wicked case of pizza face, closely related to butt acne. Needs Doctor Funny ministrations. 😬 Photo by Alexander Van Steenberge on Unsplash

At Doctor Funny we turn our backs to the world’s problems, focusing instead on creating mirth and leaving gaiety in our wake (so THAT’S the smell!).

Laughter, it is said — by some fool — is the best medicine.

But, let it never be said that Doctor Funny is uncaring about people’s problems. Just because Doctor Funny has its back turned to the world’s problems DOES NOT mean that it can’t hear the moaning. Ears are funny that way. They hear stuff from all over. Basic medical fact.

With that bullshit rationalization firmly in place, I’d like to point out how Doctor Funny writers, through their many words of wisdom, have actually cured disease or at least offered hope and in doing so, made the world a better place.

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Doctor Funny

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | disgraced former parking lot attendant