Doctor Funny Newsletter
Doctor Funny’s April Fools Newsletter
Keep laughing, interns, and ignore all the moaning patients…
When someone asks Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬 about me writing and publishing this newsletter on time, and OJ Simpson, he has only one answer:
“I think he probably did it.”
Well, interns, it’s April. The month New Year’s resolutions have well and truly died.
As an editor for this publication, I occasionally read the stories we’ve published. I loved this one from Adam Puckey:
Bin means trash, America. Sort out your language.
PS. Thanks for the war xxx
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬 is going to say something now…let’s hope it’s funny for once :/
Burg’s BS
As I used to say in the Emergency Department “Did you come in to have that removed or just for a battery change?” Also, “You did WHAT?!”
But, all seriousness aside, I’ve got nothing else to say at this point.
Brace yourself though, a momentous announcement will drop for May/June. The tease … Adam will be flying solo for a bit. And you know what THAT means!
Meanwhile, let’s welcome our newest writers. Please do pop by their stuff and share some of your coordinated inauthentic engagement with them.
Thomas Pease, john g — Karate Guy, The Story Hut, Clark Feusier
More Burg BS
This is April’s largely-ignored prompt:
I’m not surprised that a boner prompt got only a little love. Many of you have probably never enjoyed the sorts of boners that Adam and I have. Hint: I once tried to run off with a freshly-born bebe while it was still attached to its mama 👇.
Pro Tip: Don’t!
Thanks again for another month of hilarious Doctor Funny articles, interns.
Now get started on your 12-hour shift and write something hilarious goddammit!
AR out (on parole)! ❤
