FIRE SEASON

Doctor Funny’s June Newsletter and Belated Happy Birthday Wishes for Donald J. ‘Rump

Lots of news to cover, so strap in (or strap on… your call)

A lucky-number-47 fan springing from one of ‘Rump’s birthday tanks to congratulate the Orange Julius Caesar. Little does the fan know, he’s about to land on the tank’s gun barrel and crush his own nuts. Photo by Chris Geirman on Unsplash

Dear Fellow DF-ers & MF-ers:

🔥 First the good news

Our newest editor, Venus Irvine, who is: hilarious, politically wise beyond her years, a great editor, and promising to lead the aged editors at the pub into a bright new tech age with some Discord Server sorcery, has been canned by Medium.

We don’t know why.

Venus has appealed to Medium’s Powers-That-Be and is awaiting some kind of voice from that burning bush.

But, we may have to engage in a letter writing campaign of sorts if we ever want to see the girl again.

Time will tell.

We’ll keep you posted.

🔥 Meanwhile, new Doctor Funny writers are bustin’ out all over