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Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她)

Feb 20, 2021

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A parody poem in which I question my life’s beliefs and assumptions about emails and what people do with them

It’s gone on far too long
and now it’s bordering on embarrassment.
I wonder,
glancing around the
(virtual) room…

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