Doctor Funny
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Doctor Funny

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A parody poem in which I question my life’s beliefs and assumptions about emails and what people do with them

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It’s gone on far too long
and now it’s bordering on embarrassment.
I wonder,
glancing around the
(virtual) room…




Drop trou and publish your zany, clever, amusing, laugh-worthy stuff in Doctor Funny, a pub that can do nothing for you. Your mother will be so proud.

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