Dr. Laco Answers More of Your Stupid Medical Questions

You remember I’m not a real doctor, right?

Kristine Laco
Doctor Funny
Published in
4 min readAug 15, 2023


I may not be a real doctor, but I pay for a real service that allows me to use photos through PicMonkey.

As the doctor enjoys his “retirement” it behooves me to answer the myriad of questions plaguing our inbox.

Many regarding the plague.

But the questions in the editor chat had me most flummoxed. Two of our editors are veritable children and they live on the other side of the world and use words that mean nothing and eat their peas mushy.

They can’t be trusted.

But they did have some valid questions that required a female touch. Sure, they asked for a female touch and that wasn’t gonna happen, but I thought I’d take the opportunity to answer their questions in lieu of attending to their needs.

Dr. Laco,
What exactly does a gynecologist do, and how come I don’t have one?
Signed, Adam Robinson

You need a vagina to require a gynecologist. Not the one on your sex doll, you need one on your own body.

This one?

Yeah, not the hand-held silicone one that you got in the mail. Specifically, you need to be anatomically born with a vagina and/or uterus. A…



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