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Drunk Republican Hunts Down Fetus

June 2022 Doctor Funny 12-Word Challenge

Maniacal Fetus Hunts Down Drunk Republican. Photo by Arno Senoner on Unsplash

Scottsdale, AZ — In a strange twist, California resident and closet Republican Carlos Garbiras went on a mission recently to hunt down an evil fetus.

After leaving a local craft whiskey establishment having skipped out on the check after downing four shots of $125,000 Macallan, Garbiras reportedly began ranting…

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Christopher Robin

Christopher Robin

Yes, that's my real name. Yes, I’m in therapy. No, that's not why. Interested in the mundane. Editor for The Memoirist, The Narrative Collective, Songstories.